doctorharleyquinn: ohgermanlove: good things about autumn the leaves change color feeling rain seeing rain hearing rain cloudy skies cardigans hats big sweaters daily cups of tea baths that last hours halloween the way everything smells pumpkin patches literally everything THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
pubicles: deppparty: leddeppelin: roses are johnny depp violets are johnny depp depp johnny depp What a beautiful poem By Tim Burton
mom: are you on drugs?
me: eats a snack while making a snack
fatpeoplemakemehappy: I DECIDED TO MAKE THE NEXT FEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM COVERS FOR HER
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect